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job blocker

a tattoo visible while wearing business attire, especially a tattoo on the neck
"It’s no wonder that many tattooists themselves refer to them as 'job blockers'. How can you take seriously anyone who has a fire-breathing winged serpent / the names of their three kids in sanskrit / the logo of a football team encircling their neck?" - WalesOnline Jan 13, 2009
by slumdog January 27, 2009
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Bluff Blockers

Tinted glasses used to hide a players eyes during a card (poker, etc.) game.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.
I can never figure out what hes doing with those damn bluff blockers on.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.
by w.phx.az April 10, 2009
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cock block blocker

cock block blocker: Also know as a wingman.
My wingman took care of the cock blocker
by dodgyd May 13, 2005
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Blockster

A blockchain hustler. Someone who makes money with crypto. Be it a crypto trader, investor, HODLer, entrepreneur, project owner, content maker, artist, or anyone involved in the crypto world.
John is such a blockster. He spends all his day reading crypto price predictions.
by DLT lover July 23, 2021
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Croc Blocked

When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.
Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!

Al Michaels: You're still not funny.

Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!
by Marty.R August 5, 2010
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blockus

1. A board game with pieces similar to tetris shapes. Each of the 4 players starts in one corner and connects their colored pieces at the corners of their other pieces. The objective is to use up as many of your pieces as possible.

2. An exclamation yelled during a game of blockus or any other event when you have completely blocked somebody.
1. Blockus is the one of the greatest board games ever.

2. Player 1:Oh no your last move has completely

blockus-ed me.

Player 2: Boom! BLOCKUS!!!!!!!!
by rat killah June 17, 2009
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friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.
Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.
by Medford Man December 24, 2009
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