Bitchitous

a non-deadly disease that most women have and show. The disease causes them to act EXTREMILY bitchy!!

Kristen sure seem's to be acting bitchy lately, she must have bitchitous

by Patrick_Hughes August 23, 2007

bitchwich

When a man orders a veggie sandwich at Subway and has the sandwich artist put NO meat on it.

unknowingly gay Male customer: Yes, can i have a veggie delight with no meat and every vegetable but hot peppers please?

Subway sandwich artist: Oh, you mean a bitchwich? Sure. The hot peppers would have made you a little bit more of a man though.

by clapstine May 23, 2010

bitchswitch

when you chill with slightly lamer girls earlier in the night in order to get some quick head then drop them off as you pick up less lame girls later in the night that your tryna fuck. without either of the 2 groups of girls knowing(:

we r dropping kylie n tara off after getting road head to bitchswitch for elisabeth and denise who are sexy((:

by jnigga :p May 23, 2011

bitchsitter

A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.

Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?

Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.

by onehandcrabbing December 14, 2013

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

bitchtits

What adorned the anterior chest space on such poor souls as Robert Paulson.

His name was Bob. Bob had bitchtits.

by Tak-a-lah April 23, 2005

bitchbitch

when one gets so angry that they were broken up with on facebook and replaced with ella that they flip a bitch.

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DIVORCED ME ON FACEBOOK, NOW IM GONNA GO ALL KAMAKAZI BITCHBITCH ON HER ASS

by MINTELLAMAYA May 11, 2011