A pejorative directed at a parent or parents that one has an estranged relationship with. It was popularized by the South Park episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".
by Hade E Alder May 14, 2014
I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018
When you have a girl laying down with her legs spread and she's in missionary position and you place a slip n' slide leading to her pussy and you slide in
Bro Jacob, my girlfriend let me do a reverse birth to her and it took me 2 hours to find my way back out!
by I_fapp_2_handed December 17, 2019
Eason's birth has scarred me
by thewiseone3723 February 16, 2021
The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.
Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.
by DoctorZig May 04, 2017
I was going back for thanksgiving meal thirds when I got cut short with a dinner birth.
Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.
My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.
Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.
My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
Coined by Theo Von- This past weekend podcast! This girl wanted me to get at her birth wallet standing up behind the bowling alley.
by Revival31313 July 11, 2018