Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:

Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."

by Wilma333 May 2, 2010

luke birch

An iconic British legend

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel

by Jdjsnskznsks June 30, 2019

Stine Birch Mortensen

Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.

She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte

Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen

by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019

double queen birch Nigga

A birch nigga that is married to the King Birch Nigga.

Double is because that person is the king's birch and a birch nigga, so that makes it double the birch.

All Hail, "Double Queen Birch Nigga"!

by King BIrch NIggA March 20, 2010

mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015

nathan birch

nathan birch is a faggot, pumps durries like theres no tomorroe, eats ass, smokes grass and loves to laugh but dont fuck with him hell stab ya with his plastic knife.

dont dont dont dont dont fuck with nathan birch

by uaciacbcuab March 3, 2019

Danny Birch

Danny Birch is the most extravagant, big dick , big future type of guy.

Danny Birch can do it better than anyone

by Danny Birch November 21, 2019