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Billboard Shirt

n.

A shirt that essentially makes the wearer a human billboard.

These types of shirts have a store's name and/or logo somewhere placed on it, usually across the front chest area.

-Usually nothing special or original about these kinds of shirts.
-Typically overpriced.
-A sign of social status

*Frequently found in elementary schools where if you do not own one, the likelihood of being in the in-crowd significantly decreases.
--Also found frequently in High School, but not so looked upon for social status.

Instead of the store/company paying for advertising, the naive consumer purchases the shirt to advertise for them for the sake of showing off that they are wearing a particular brand.
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs! I want on of those new Krusty Krab shirts!
Mr. Krabs: That will be $30, my dear boy!
Spongebob: *gives Mr. Krab the money* Yay! I can't wait to show off my shirt to all of Bikini Bottom!
Squidward: *mumbles "naive sponge... giving Mr. Krabs free advertising by buying a billboard shirt"*
by AgainstBillboardShirts August 4, 2012
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billboard

A 2x4 used in mafia debt collection.
So yous don't got the fuckin' money, eh? Hey Tony! Bring me the fuckin' billboard!
by Anonymous July 10, 2003
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billboard

Targets, signs by the road that are fun to shoot.
While I was riding home from work, I got out my gun and shot at a billboard.
by Clinkler April 26, 2008
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Ugly wastes of advertising, and road side litter. Let the sky be seen
Passing one day on 410@90 in San antonio a sign with the words UGLY KIDS
and a picture of two ugly kids on each side of the white letters.
by Katastrophic September 11, 2003
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Hot 100 Billboard

A very lit and awesome type of music to listen to.
I'm listening to Drake's new song on the Hot 100 Billboard.
by dangnuggets June 24, 2016
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Billy Bear Hamming

To ejaculated into a Billy bear ham and eat it
After matt came into a Billy Bear Ham he decided the best way to get rid of it was to make a sandwich thus BIlly Bear Hamming
by Nickly12 March 11, 2022
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