Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze

When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.

Last night, Schmidt gave his boyfriend an Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze for his birthday.

by Fitzalicious June 6, 2018

Bobo from Finding Bigfoot

Bobo from Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet is a questionable creature. Bobo, a notorious sasquatch, participates in the search of his bretheren with his three co-stars on the show. He secretly tells the sasquatches to hide as he speaks Boboeese.

"Bobo from Finding Bigfoot is a sasquatch himself. He speaks their lingo. He's the reason why we can't find any sasquatches!"

by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016

harrier than bigfoot's balls

A situation that is tremendously complicated and almost impossible to fix.

Charlotte: Did you hear about Brent's little escapade?
Chantel: No. What's an escapade?
Charlotte: Doesn't matter. He got caught by Lilli with her mom!!
Chantel: OMG! LOL! STFU!
Charlotte: Talking his way out of that one will be harrier than bigfoot's balls!!

by von groovy July 22, 2017

Hank da bigfoot/big hank

a person who is a total creeper or a perv and says weird sexual things. Someone who trys to hook up with lil boys by acting like someone there not on facebook. Basically a pedophile.

Chris: Yo this person paul daigler added me on facebook hes trying to act like a girl he wants me to come over.

Cody: dude dnt talk to big hank hes a creeper

Chris: Hank da bigfoot/big hank is a rapist

by xwhitey15x July 6, 2010

baby bigfoot

rafiki takin a shit

yo i think rafiki needs to take a baby bigfoot

by Medz Klir Unox October 12, 2020

Bigfootitis

Causes your feet to grow more then 16 inches long, the older you get the more hairier they become,If you shave you feet the hair will grow in twice as thick as before. Stay safe everyone

Son;“Mom why are my feet so big and hairy”

Mom; “Because you were borne with a rare condition called Bigfootitis”

by RealLifeIssues January 12, 2022

Bigfoot

Beggin Megan

Megan Thee Stallion

Bad bitch she like 6 foot, I call her Bigfoot. The bitch fell off I said “get up on your good foot”

by Pinklambo7 January 30, 2024