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Human bidet

Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.
She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.
by Tina’s December 16, 2021
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Reverse Bidet

“Johnny had a bad case of reverse bidet after eating 5 Taco Bell burritos in 5 minutes
by Weebybeeby August 27, 2018
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The World Bidet

An alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your arse out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind.
The World Bidet is way more fun than toilet paper
by cormacdffy December 30, 2011
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Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
by SpankyJones September 3, 2020
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Shameful Bidet

When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.
Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!
by handerson1 March 15, 2020
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vegas bidet

When a classy whore is giving you a blumpkin and, after finishing you off, licks your asshole clean so you don’t have to wipe.
I was winning big a poker and rather than waiting to get cleaned out the casino offered me free drinks and unlimited Vegas bidets for the rest of my stay.
by Dirk Koetter May 27, 2019
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WuWei Bidet

When you crush up a lil' bag of opium sprinkle it on a chinese hooker's tongue, then you get a rim job from her.
"i gots all this opium dawg, do we smoke it ? ..NAH Foool, need to get that WuWei Bidet for the real spiritual high"
by Buttslang February 28, 2018
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