Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.
by Tina’s December 16, 2021
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Get the Reverse Bidet mug.An alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your arse out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind.
by cormacdffy December 30, 2011
Get the The World Bidet mug.The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
by SpankyJones September 3, 2020
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by handerson1 March 15, 2020
Get the Shameful Bidet mug.When a classy whore is giving you a blumpkin and, after finishing you off, licks your asshole clean so you don’t have to wipe.
I was winning big a poker and rather than waiting to get cleaned out the casino offered me free drinks and unlimited Vegas bidets for the rest of my stay.
by Dirk Koetter May 27, 2019
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"i gots all this opium dawg, do we smoke it ? ..NAH Foool, need to get that WuWei Bidet for the real spiritual high"
by Buttslang February 28, 2018
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