Bellend trumpet

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.

The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...

by Micky Willy January 19, 2014

bellend buster

Hitting or crushing an unsuspecting bellend, or willy, with a large object to cause comparable, or greater, pain to a sack tap.

Guy 1: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL?
Guy 2: Ha, got ya! That's called a sack tap.
Guy 1: You got my bloody dick!
Guy 2: Oh, well we'll call that a bellend buster.

Guy 1: F you! *crouching in pain*

by voss4life June 27, 2015

bellend brie

a creamy white cheese substance found under a man's foreskin

i had to finish with him as he wouldn't wash, i mean he constantly had bellend brie

by blunoze June 7, 2018

Bellen

Bellen is a girl who is pretty, caring, calm, friendly. She is a great friend and can do a lot for you. If I were to describe her in one word it would be Amazing.

Guy#1: Hey do you like Bellen?
Guy#2: Yeah, she's pretty cute.
Guy#1: Yeah but you're never gonna get her.
Guy#2: Fck you aswhole

by YOUGOTGOTT-GEI December 11, 2018

beldin

A beldin is someone who is a fucking idiot and loves to have his dick deep throated a little too much

That guy is such a beldin

by Towel bag October 21, 2019

Bellenditis

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.

Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023

nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.

He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.

by loadsamessages January 13, 2023