This is not the beat

This isn't what it is, its not what's up, happening etc.
You don't like whatever is going on.

*fuckin a girl in the car*

Girl: its hot as fuck in here
Boy:yeah man I know I'm sweatin like crazy

Boiy and Girl: man this is not the beat!

by The Baddest Bitch in the world November 06, 2010

Beat

To describe someone who is attractive and well put together.

"She's BEAT to capacity chile!"

"I'm looking beat today! I did that! Teeheeeheeeheeeee!"

by amazingsinger17 October 29, 2014

Beat it

When a man stimulates his own penis for pleasure

When a guy rejects one too many offers to beat it up, he's left to beat it in the bathroom.

by D in the B December 03, 2013

beats

A table-drumming game played by two or more people (usually not more than three or four) in which each person is given about 30 seconds to perform a beat on a table or hard surface. Sometimes referred to as "table beats" or simply "beats". Is played for similar reasons as rock, paper, scissors & other assorted boredom-reducing games.

"Hey man, let's play beats."

"You kicked my ass at beats last time"

"Playing beats while high kicks ass"

by energy turtle January 24, 2008

beats

the non-lyrical musical accompaniment to any rap/hip hop song.

Max drops beats like nobodies business

by krevin May 25, 2007

Beat

a '50s literary movement that produced many a great novelist, and many a hack poet

Bukowski was a great writer, but his poetry is pedestrian.

by Peter Parker November 14, 2003

Beat

An alternative word for 'best'. Meaning great, awesome, and truly superb. Originating from a musical beat, being a central focus, full of rhythm and life.

'Aww babe, that's so sweet, your the beat!'
'No YOUR the beat! <3<3<3'

by thebiochemist February 06, 2010