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beastiality

A man to afraid to allow sensual intimacy, therefore resorting to painful "on the verge of" masochistic sex acts to achieve sexual gratification. Not to be confused with bestiality, although uncertain if favored as well.
Nerious Le Brute a.k.a "the Beast" was known for his beastiality, often subjecting his concubines thru intolerable sexual acts to achieve gratification.
by Cermitt911 October 4, 2016
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Beastiality

Fucking something that is alive (technically or otherwise) but not a person.
Fucking an Assburger is beastiality.
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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Modus Beastiae

Stop annoying me or else i will get Modus Beastiae in here!
by smithdog10 July 1, 2010
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beastiality

To have sex with an animal. In other words, Kim Jong-Un .
Person #1: Look! He's humping his dog!
Person #2: That's called beastiality.
by MiniCooper27 November 13, 2017
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Beastard

a lonely deer crossing the road that is slightly deaf in it's left ear , and has a slight case of tonsillitis , but doesn't like going to the doctor cause he has awful health insurance .
Kara: hows your deer?

Ellen: BAMBIIII ! NOOO ! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie: my dad killed bambii, im sorry

Ellen: no .... Phil Collins killed bambi .. that beastard ..
by suckmyasshole July 8, 2011
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beastial

an adjective used to decribe a girl who looks very ugly and manly
That girl is looking beastial with that man-stache.
by Rellef June 25, 2007
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beastars

some dumbass furfag show that you can buy bodypillows of a character called lego from
dude i brought my sixty dollar beastars bodypillow why are you calling me a fag??
by gunnut2 July 30, 2020
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