BEANED

The statistically more realistic version of BLACKED. Instead of referring to people of African descent, it refers to Hispanics, specifically Mexicans.

This phrase derives from beaner.

FOX News Reporter, Tucker Carlson: America, I bet you can't guess who's really coming to dinner with your daughter or son this evening. According to Pew Research Center intermarriage statistics, the most common intermarried coupling, by a whopping 42%, are between a Hispanic and a non-Hispanic white. Unlike other intermarried couples, it barely varies by gender as 52% of white and Hispanic couples are of a Hispanic female and a non-Hispanic white male while 48% are of a Hispanic male and a non-Hispanic white female.

-Looks at camera with Tucker Carlson face-

America, it looks like some of our kids are getting BEANED.

by Big Titties Ivanka Trump June 17, 2018

Green Beaned

Discovering, after initiating the performance of oral sex on female partner, that she is suffering from a severe case of Gonorrhea or Chlamydia.

Roger picked up a prostitute on the way home from the bar on Tuesday. He paid her $20 to perform oral on her. Unfortunately, once he got down on her and got a good taste going in his mouth, he discovered he had been Green Beaned and tossed her ass out of his car. He stopped by the walk in clinic on the way home.

by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015

beaned up

Someone rollin off extacy, feeling geek'd. Usually used among club go-ers and teenagers.

"That bul Pmoney stay all beaned up off that X..."

by a-deezy1352 December 11, 2007

BeamedByMatthew

this word is commoly used as a N_Word pass and a excuse of being an octapus

1: "aye you cant say that"---"dont worry i got BeamedByMatthew your Nigger"

by Monobebe June 29, 2022

beaged

When a person on Xbox live gets yelled at by everybody. Also means when a person gets t bagged by a person on xbox while screaming Samuel L. Jackson's name.

UnderrCoverr: Damn dude your getting beaged.

Old McDonaldz: SAMUEL L. JACKSON, O YEAH!

UnderrCoverr: Holy **** man you just got messed up!

by UNDERR COVERR September 22, 2010

beamer sauce

1) An individual that gets jizzed on covering their entire face in order to get what they want.

1) Kevin and Sean ejaculated all over each others faces in order to get tickets to the football game.

2) Kevin took a load of beamer sauce for the Georgia Tech game Thursday night.

by Tico Brohe December 2, 2010

Beaned

The act of throwing a can of Bush Beans at such a high velocity, that it shatters a human skull.

Dude, I just Beaned someone in Hitman!

by General Canobi July 22, 2019