bate n bake

The act of waking up in the morning, maturbating (bate), followed in quick succession by smoking pot (bake). (Combination of masturbation and wake & bake)

The best thing about the weekend is the leisurely bate n bake.

by MungFeltcher April 4, 2009

Pre-bate

Y'all know what prefunking is. Pre bating is the same thing, but masturbating before an event or function

Think: There's Something About Mary

I better pre-bate the date I have tonight, otherwise I'll nut waaay too soon

by E-funky December 25, 2005

Bated

to get wasted on drugs and or alcohol.

Man was I ever bated last night at that party.

by Bated December 8, 2009

The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period

Dude last night I did the Patrick Bateman with this chick.

by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021

Bate and Switch

When masturbating in a common room when other people are at home, you have a backup tv channel ready to quickly switch to in the event that someone walks in.

Oh man my roommate almost caught me spankin it last night, but luckily I had a blanket on so i just pulled the old bate and switch and he thought i was just watching sports

by the Bizz24 June 9, 2011

batey

meaning both kinky and slightly dirty, the first use of this word I encountered was in the "Tank Girl 2" graphic novel.

"- Oh Booga you dumb shit, can't you feel that immense rush of sexual healing?..

- Oooh?! Yes that is rather batey! Oooooh? AAH!..."

by k3ik0 February 24, 2005

balzer

some one who does what they want, and isn't afraid; they are risky and control the town

your such a balzer" "ohh dont be scared your a balzer you do what you want

by chicka00 July 23, 2010