barmazel

A fat dumbass

He's such a barmazel

by fdihugd June 1, 2021

Baimantika

A loving gorgeus girl who will forever love you no matter the condition, gives great advice, dont beleive me go find one yourself!
OMG baimantika is someone who has an another world of imagination. God gifted spirit with another level of creativity.....

🥰🥰🥰

You're like Baimantika. I shouldn't mess with you.

by Raishyam sakhi November 24, 2021

barika

A person that is high 24/7, her best friend (Ally) "left" her for a man named Kevin so she decided to go get 10+ wives. She is also a very bad Genshin Impact player. Barika loves to fight with Kevin for Ally, but she tends to third wheel them anyway. Just as annoying as a person named Fiona.

Do you ever just wonder how long a Barika will be alive for.

by bakarika chan March 26, 2022

Mark Briman

Mark Briman is not a God, God Is him. He is the most amazing person in the world, He created everything, including God. Also he thinks Maxence Gabillon Sucks and is Gay

Mark Briman is not a God, God is him.

by God is me January 30, 2020

Pull a Bartman

To cause, by some dickhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life...the way Steve Bartman caused the biblical implosion of the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 National League Playoffs.

Yeah, he's hitting that tonight for sure!... less he Pull a Bartman.

Dude #1: Naw, he didn't get the job... he pulled a Bartman.
Dude #2: No fuckin' way! th' fuck happened??
Dude #1: He farted in the interview and pretended he didn't hear anything.

by rayman8r February 21, 2010

bartman

Being a complete and utter moron.

That guy's a total bartman.

by pater incognito October 15, 2003

Barirah

Barirah is aggressive, abusive, sinful, child. She's two faced, she says "I hate you", but then says 'I love you right after. She makes the funniest faces and she is fun to make fun of. She like to pole dance on light poles during school and she does hookah and drink wine, even though shes in middle school. She constantly looks at herself and her confidence is through the roof. She can take your mans if she wants to but lucky for you she doesn't want to. Her type is THE WORST. She dates 50 year old men but then breaks up with him by giving him an $8 watch from Walmart. She thinks she's thicccc and flashes people. She gets her whole wardrobe from Walmart, and she waddles when she pulls up her pants. she can't run for her life. She hangs out with nerds when shes not supposed to. She cannot fight either but she always says "fight me". Then when we punch her she starts crying. She will annoy you to the point where you want to strangle her. Shes into thick teachers. She usually lives next to train tracks. She likes to wear hoop earrings everyday to the point where her ear is about to break. She will take your phone if she wants to and sadly for you she does want to. She likes to take selfies and take your phone away from you. She wears sketchers and likes to say shes pregnant. On your birthday she will go all out.

Barirah has beautiful eyes and has crackhead friends

by thedysfunctionalsmartdm November 27, 2019