Bargain gunt

When you watch so much daytime TV (including Bargain Hunt) that you develop a gunt - Bargain Gunt

God I’m gaining so much weight watching all this daytime tv, I’ve got a right bargain gunt

by Vic BW June 26, 2025

Thieves' Bargain

1. A type of bad-faith agreement in which each party is openly exploiting the other while tacitly agreeing to a measure of exploitation themselves, with each party hoping to outmaneuver the other to come out on top.

2. Any exchange in which the party accepts an obvious and material negative in hopes that the eventual benefits to them will be even greater.

"Your Honor, this is outrageous! To even suggest that the prosecutor would make a thieves' bargain with the notorious Velma Kelly... then fabricate the very evidence that set her free!"

"The 'Thief's Bargain' spell reduces the cooldowns of Shadow Blades, Vanish, and Feint by 33%, but using one reduces your damage by 10% for 6 sec."

by DramaGuy23 April 18, 2023

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining

Definition: Mackenzies collective bargaining is the process of negotiation during meetings between reps and their employer, but more often between her and her dogs.

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining Definition:
Mackenzie to dogs tactic 1: " Get in this house NOW".

Mackenzie to dogs tactic 2: "OK!? Want some treats"?
Success.

by brandon whitaker February 10, 2021

Bargain Bitch

Someone who usually will live in the ghetto, who will do anything to get a bargain on an item that they want.

Guy 1: did you see Leshaniqua run over that old man with a shopping cart just so she could get a free refill on pepsi?
Guy 2: Dayumn. What a Bargain Bitch.

by #mexicanfood July 15, 2015

Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 20, 2019

plié-bargain

Where you offer to perform a less-strenuous and/or contorted ballet-position/maneuver in exchange for the dance-tutor's not making you overly exert yourself.

I don't have super-elastic tendons and ligaments like some of my wiry-thin fellow dance-students, so I made a plié-bargain with our instructor to go easy on me regarding some of the moves.

by QuacksO November 20, 2021

Bargain Cave

1. A low-priced prostitute
2. A woman who performs sexual favors or acts for low value gifts

1. "oh... traci from down the block only charges $10 per lay. She is such a bargain cave!"
2. "Meadow is a such a bargain cave... all you have to do is buy her a kamakazi shot and she'll go down on you!"

by riskywhisky December 19, 2012