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Bargain gunt

When you watch so much daytime TV (including Bargain Hunt) that you develop a gunt - Bargain Gunt
God I’m gaining so much weight watching all this daytime tv, I’ve got a right bargain gunt
by Vic BW June 26, 2025
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screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.
After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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bargain queen

you are a queen of bargains and you always think to yourself 'do I rly need this?' or 'maybe I can buy this somewhere else for cheaper?' sometimes you can be extremely efficient with this method although sometimes you buy what what you pay for.
Person 1: just buy it here! you buy what you pay for and if you pay somewhere else it won't be as good!

Person 2(you, the bargain queen): but I'm literally the QUEEN of bargains! you'll thank me later.
by ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᵗᵗᵉ August 7, 2022
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plea bargaining

A way for some offenders to abuse the criminal justice system by avoiding conviction of more serious charges which would result in a sentence that includes a term of incarceration or other requirements that would get in the way of their future criminal activity.
In the plea bargaining phase the defendant was able to negotiate with the help of their attorney a pleas of guilty to the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Murder over Sex Abuse because they didn't want to have to register as a Sex Offender.
by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024
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Bargain

A bargain is the collective noun for a group of Karens.
We got off work late because a bargain of Karens came in five minutes to close.
by Lord Ruxe December 19, 2020
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bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.
Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage
by anonymous January 29, 2021
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win-lose bargaining

The result of a possible win-win scenario in which the clear beneficiary of the win-win scenario fails to keep their end of the bargain, resulting later into a win-lose scenario.

Commonly found with people who fail to transition a informal verbal agreement to a formal written agreement, backstabbers, double-cross someone, or dealing with someone with a "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality.
1.) When Paul failed to wash the dishes all week after his father let him go to a party the previous week, his father realized that he was a victim of win-lose bargaining.

2.) Mike had been involved with some win-lose bargaining when he and Ken agreed to split the bill only for Ken to leave without notice, leaving Mike to pay for the large meal.

3.) When someone agrees to give another head after they themselves have been given head, but then leaves, the giver of head is on the losing side of the win-lose bargaining.
by lastray February 23, 2011
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