bargain queen

you are a queen of bargains and you always think to yourself 'do I rly need this?' or 'maybe I can buy this somewhere else for cheaper?' sometimes you can be extremely efficient with this method although sometimes you buy what what you pay for.

Person 1: just buy it here! you buy what you pay for and if you pay somewhere else it won't be as good!

Person 2(you, the bargain queen): but I'm literally the QUEEN of bargains! you'll thank me later.

by ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᵗᵗᵉ August 7, 2022

Thieves' Bargain

1. A type of bad-faith agreement in which each party is openly exploiting the other while tacitly agreeing to a measure of exploitation themselves, with each party hoping to outmaneuver the other to come out on top.

2. Any exchange in which the party accepts an obvious and material negative in hopes that the eventual benefits to them will be even greater.

"Your Honor, this is outrageous! To even suggest that the prosecutor would make a thieves' bargain with the notorious Velma Kelly... then fabricate the very evidence that set her free!"

"The 'Thief's Bargain' spell reduces the cooldowns of Shadow Blades, Vanish, and Feint by 33%, but using one reduces your damage by 10% for 6 sec."

by DramaGuy23 April 18, 2023

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining

Definition: Mackenzies collective bargaining is the process of negotiation during meetings between reps and their employer, but more often between her and her dogs.

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining Definition:
Mackenzie to dogs tactic 1: " Get in this house NOW".

Mackenzie to dogs tactic 2: "OK!? Want some treats"?
Success.

by brandon whitaker February 10, 2021

Bargain gunt

When you watch so much daytime TV (including Bargain Hunt) that you develop a gunt - Bargain Gunt

God I’m gaining so much weight watching all this daytime tv, I’ve got a right bargain gunt

by Vic BW June 26, 2025

screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.

After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Bargain Bitch

Someone who usually will live in the ghetto, who will do anything to get a bargain on an item that they want.

Guy 1: did you see Leshaniqua run over that old man with a shopping cart just so she could get a free refill on pepsi?
Guy 2: Dayumn. What a Bargain Bitch.

by #mexicanfood July 15, 2015

Bargain

A bargain is the collective noun for a group of Karens.

We got off work late because a bargain of Karens came in five minutes to close.

by Lord Ruxe December 19, 2020