bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023

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by bard tlin tlin tlin tlin April 27, 2021

Bards

Someone who is disliked by a person or group of blokes because they lack any credibility or/and tries to be remain relevant within certain circles but comes across as a moron

Seriously mate you're a deadset Bards

by Hotdigitydog July 20, 2019

Bard

on god or merch

I bard he was fast on his feet

by actdrench September 22, 2025

Bard

An alternative way of saying "for real" or a statement of agreement with someone.

Person 1: "Man, that chick is so hot!"
Person 2: "For real!"
Person 1: "For real? Don't you mean bard?"

by carolmoriarty April 1, 2023

Bard

A sex-crazed class in Dungeons and Dragons, due to their high Charisma stats.

The Bard decides to seduce the dragon

by NeonPaladin27 March 16, 2021

Bard

DMV slang to put it onsomething or someone.

I just won that basketball game

Bard.

On everything i love.

by Casshh December 6, 2023