Baldock

A rare species of upper class Englishmen, that from birth have been mistaken for 45 year old men. With an accent that makes molten toffee drizzled over caramel look rough, a Baldock is quite simply a pussy magnet. This is true, unless a Baldock is called Josh, in which case none of the above applies, and women actively avoid contact with him, so as to not to be encompassed by his long clammy hands, which he uses to play the saxophone on occasion.

'Hey, did you see Josh Baldock?'
'Yeah, nothing like the other Baldocks, damn he is square.'

by badboi999 March 27, 2015

Balldust

Dried, crumbly semen.

After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.

by Goofnut April 13, 2018

Balldozing

Balldozing is an exciting sexual maneuver in which a man (the balldozer) first enters the female in the missionary position.

After a series of thrusts in which the man's testicles smack off of the females anus, the man removes his penis from the woman's vagina and drags his balls up her stomach and chest to her chin where they rest while he finishes in her mouth.

Score extra points for a slimy streak.

"What's that streak on Vicky's chest and chin? Is that some sort of religious marking?"

-"No, Mike was totally balldozing her in the pool rec room!"

by Flanagan McQueen December 7, 2006

Ballcoozie

The female fills her mouth up with warm water and pop-rocks and the male inserts his balls into her mouth as the female gargles, simulating the sensations of a jacuzzi, for balls.

Its been a long day, but luckily i still have some pop-rocks left in my bedside table drawer, so my bitch can ballcoozie my nuts, fo sho.

by Juggle-the-Nuggets November 28, 2011

balloobies

The 3rd size of boobs a woman can have
1.boobs/boobies (a-c)
2.jugs (large c-d)
3.balloobies (dd and beyond)

Balloobies are extremely large breasts, size doube D or larger, they no longer resemble perky breasts, rather balloons, hence the combo word balloobies

Damn, that fat bitch had some balloobies

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

ballgoblin

1. A person who constantly eats balls.
2. An insult used to give the impression that one enjoys the act of eating balls.

You Ballgoblin! Why Don't you go eat a sack or two?!

by Validus Draco April 30, 2006

Ballders

The blocks of ball cheese that form underneath your nut sack.

I scratched some ballders from my sack and I swear it smelled like gouda cheese.

by The infamous Colie July 28, 2009