im bald

A dramatic term used for when a person and/or celebrity is so good looking that the rest of your hair falls off from too much sexiness.

Emma: Omfg did you see Ariana Grande's instagram pic?

Meg: Yes, she looked so good looking im bald.

by cptnsw4n July 27, 2016

BALD WOMAN

a woman who is loosing hair at a very young age. May have a shiny head where her hair used to be. Usually has their hair cut in a "senior citizen" (very short) way as to disguise their balding.

Person 1: Hanna is a bald woman at such a young age. Check out that Senior citizen haircut to cover it up.

by LuciousLocks July 4, 2010

Slick Bald

When ones head is so bald that it looks like it is slippery

D: “Hey do you see that guys head?”
J: “Yeah, it’s slick bald.”

by Youtuberkid May 28, 2019

bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

bald baddie

A bald baddie is a guy who is super attractive. He slays whether he’s wearing a tight dress or sweatpants. He’s usually slim thick and has all the curves in all the right places. He’s also a little bit sassy which makes him that much more attractive. Usually a bald man who goes by the name of Adam

Damn Adam is a bald baddie!!

by the squatches January 8, 2020

Bald Bastard

It can be used as humour or a figure of speech. Normally when a bald person becomes annoying, people use this term to refer a bald person.

Look at the bald bastard picking up hot women.

by Knightriderx July 18, 2018

bald peach

the women's genitals that have been shaved

shaved pussy, shaved vagina.

She shaved her vagina, she now has a bald peach.

by greatgenius February 15, 2010