off balanced

is ugly weird stupid lame sad

"Ayo son my shoe games is on point but with out new era fits cocked off stupid ahhhh the shits wha'look off balanced"

by J Benefit November 19, 2007

Balance sheet

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about

Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.

by Matt can you pass the sauce May 29, 2016

New Balance

The world's greatest shoe and clothing brand, endorsed by only the most elite athletes

Kawhi Leonard reps New Balance

by Halal Jamal January 4, 2022

PH balance

The scale from 1-100 on how awesome something is

That is 70 PH balance

by Kli'ik October 11, 2007

p.h. balance

short for potential hipster balance or hipster potential.
when a male or female has some signs of emerging into a full blown hipster but they are in the transitional stage.

Dang, johnnys p.h. balance is going up so much, he will be a such a naughty boy hipster in like a couple months.

by rpgizz September 10, 2007

Balanced breakfast

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.

i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed

by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008

Perfectly balanced

Make the number of likes and dislikes the same

Perfectly balanced

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI June 4, 2023