PH balance 

The scale from 1-100 on how awesome something is

That is 70 PH balance

PH balance by Kli'ik October 11, 2007

p.h. balance

short for potential hipster balance or hipster potential.
when a male or female has some signs of emerging into a full blown hipster but they are in the transitional stage.

Dang, johnnys p.h. balance is going up so much, he will be a such a naughty boy hipster in like a couple months.

p.h. balance by rpgizz September 10, 2007

Cut Cap & Balance 

Cut Cap & Balance is a pledge any sound thinking American can take which promotes cutting already enacted excessively crazy federal spending, permanently capping federal spending at a reasonable sustainable level, and amending the US constitution to require a balanced federal budget.

The pledge is commonly thusly repeated (hand over heart optional):

I pledge to require legislators to oppose any debt limit

increase unless all three of the following conditions have

been met:

Cut - Substantial cuts in spending that will reduce the

deficit next year and each and every thereafter.

Cap - Enforceable spending caps that will put federal

spending on a path to a balanced budget.

Balance - Congressional passage of a Balanced

Budget Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which

includes both a spending limitation and a super-

majority for raising taxes, in addition to balancing

revenues and expenses.

Tina: Yo Tom, you wild and crazy Tea Partier, you keep complaining about nutty spending liberals but I don't get what you are offering instead.

Tom: My dearest Tina, I'm not just a Tea Partier, I'm a member of The Party of FUCK NO!. Us TPoFN!’ers right now are asking every clear thinking American to take the Cut Cap & Balance pledge.

Tina: Fucking a !

Tom: Rolling over off the wet spot – I just did.

Cut Cap & Balance by Ur Daddie July 20, 2011

47 Balance 

The perfect expression of balance in the world. It is a representation of the tension between the heart and the brain (the fourth and seventh chakra, respectively.) it basically means the

Q: oh shit the time is 4:47 we have 47 Balance
C: what does that mean

Q: there is balance between our shake as we are one with ourself a and in tune with the other

47 Balance by Martin two marijuana cigars November 14, 2021

New Balance 550 

best shoes in this world for reall.
they got a lot of colours and stuff

someone: I have the best shoes
me: yo that's the new balance 550 ones right??

New Balance 550 by timmydadoggo November 7, 2022

Twitter balance 

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

Twitter balance by Joel67 December 3, 2010

Poor-balance beam 

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

Poor-balance beam by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008