Baguette Guzzler 

Basically any French person.

Someone who like shoving baguettes down their throat (maybe some other hole idk)

Person 1: ''Louis is such a baguette guzzler!''
Person 2: ''He's French.''

Baguette Guzzler by Soup_Underwater November 30, 2023

Baguette boy

A French man

Hey Tom's from France. Oh he's a baguette boy

Baguette boy by Fatpandabear December 18, 2023

Baguette Western 

A genre of movie or theatrical production characterized by having stereotypical tropes of the western genre (ie gunfights, rodeos, lassoing bandits, sheriffs,) whilst set in a traditional French setting (ie a Paris restaurant, a Lyon chateau, or a Marseilles beach.)

The movie “Hoedown in Bordeaux” is defined as a comedic Baguette Western.

Baguette Western by Musty Musk Man October 26, 2024

Baguette wrapper 

An extra large condom.

"Oh, that peti pan won't fit my dangus, I need a baguette wrapper"

Baguette wrapper by TheRealAkagiPanda March 14, 2025

Baguette Slop

It refers to edgy cartoons with toilet humor that originate in france.

I like oggy and the cockaroaches and stupid invaders. They're my Baguette Slop

Baguette Slop by ChrisBacon April 20, 2026

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

blows your baguette by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020

Le Baguette 

Slang for frenchmen.

Le Baguettes live in Paris.

Le Baguette by PussySlayerXXX6969 May 19, 2016