Honey Badger

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.

When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.

by aquilla_sky December 17, 2012

Shoot Some Badgers

A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.

American dude: I gotta go shoot some badgers

Mexican dude: El Gross!

by I got you back November 25, 2009

Bader

is an Arabic name that's means full moon.. and its popular male name in a lot of middle eastern countries..

hey man what's your name?
my name is Bader

by Pedro Bo April 26, 2009

Sea Badger

Elusive Marine Rodent, inhabits the shores of Devon and Cornwall. Hunted by many, caught by few.

I do believe i just saw a Sea Badger Jenkins.

by jimbo January 26, 2005

Badger

One Badger is equal to £7.50
It is the street price of one tab of scrote.

"You owe me a badger!"

by I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t January 10, 2012

fat badger

To persire profusely.
To have excessively moist gonads due to heat, humidity or excercise, causing great discomfort.

Bloody hell,
it's hot in here?
i'm sweating like a Fat Badger!

by Daveyboy Snotling January 28, 2007

nesting badger

you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face

i gave lori the nesting badger and it chaffed her face

by asher boates February 11, 2007