Brewer

1. Guy who gets drunk, gets naked, and makes out with the hottest girl around.
2. Guy who has a huge cock, likes to drink and party hard.

Guy 1. What happened last night?
Guy 2. Dude, you went full Brewer last night.
Guy 1. I did? What all did I do?
Guy 2. You don't remember? You went to Brittany and made out with her then after about 2 mins you and her went to the room upstairs and made her Moab the entire night.
Guy 1. I did? Damn.
Guy 2. She is still in the upstairs room.

Guy 1. How did I get down here then?
Guy 2. You went down stairs to grab another beer and after the first sip you passed out naked on the with the beer still in your hand not spilled.

by Guy who knows everything 24/7 March 17, 2017

brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.

Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.

by robbo6124 July 28, 2010

micheal brewer

A cranky sarcastic old man with a penis the size of texas.

I know he has a sign that says get off my lawn but he really is a micheal brewer.

by Jmb33 May 8, 2018

evie brewer

A famous actor from England, she has 2 brothers and a cat named Ivy

You did you see that new film?

Yeah I heard Evie Brewer's in it!

by ThotsAndAnimals March 25, 2021

Daniel Brewer

A man who likes to engage in sexual activities with multiple other men. Refuses to have sexual intercourse with females. Prefers large black males.

Do you hear that? That’s another Daniel Brewer getting tag teamed by a group of men.

by Olympusmons April 15, 2022

brewer

creepy person, gives off a creepy vibe

that guy keeps looking at me, he's sucha brewer

by sqqqquaddd December 13, 2014

Brewer

This is someone who is tall but still uses stilts and he honestly sucks at call of duty

Oh god it’s Brewer run or youll get infected

by Heybruhitsme69696969 February 7, 2022