The word Boat is generally used to describe incredibly Floatatious people (people who float very well). As boats don’t need to work to stay above water their incredible floating power compels everyone around them, as it is not normal for people to float.
You: Hey Jerry do you see that inanimate body floating effortlessly in the water?
Like a ship but platonic! A friendship you really love and endorse or want to see happen. Usually the boat will give you tons of serotonin when they interact or hang out together.
I love connoreatspants and jschlatt’s friendship, I boat them!!