Definitions by eeeehg

boat 

Like a ship but platonic! A friendship you really love and endorse or want to see happen. Usually the boat will give you tons of serotonin when they interact or hang out together.

I love connoreatspants and jschlatt’s friendship, I boat them!!

I boat them so much

I’m boating them

boat by eeeehg January 31, 2021

Opotmiyon 

An incredibly terrible take. Something so completely idiotic to say, you will be publicly shamed after uttering it. Maybe even worse. Some people are proud of opotmiyons, they are losers and deserve to be fonked behind the local Subway.

Idiot: Big Floppa is dumb!
Reasonable person: shut the fuck up
Idiot: You can’t bully me for having an opotmiyon!
Reasonable person 2: alright, let’s take him to the local Subway

Opotmiyon by eeeehg October 2, 2020