Wilkes Booth

When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.

I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.

by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020

john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

The Booth Singer

A male or female who while karaoke is being sung in a bar sings along to every single song and knows every song. But they will never actually get up and sing one, and also they are not intoxicated whatsoever.

"my friend levi is such a booth singer he was just singin away to james blunt but when we asked him to sing a song he says no and just sings them all at the booth (therefore he is the booth singer)"

by wolfmaneric321 January 10, 2008

photo booth

One of the most romantic places ever, if you think about it. Just you and your lover, making funny faces and kissing as photos are taken of you. Outside the photo booth could be a busy mall or street corner, but in there, it's just the two of you enjoying eachother, and you'll have pictures to remember it by.

Also a pretty good Death Cab song.

Oh look, it's a photo booth. Got any quarters?

by yazdin June 23, 2009

spank booth

(n., definition 1) a synonym of peep show, but spank booth used for emphasis of the disgusting conditions. For example, a heavily used adult arcade booth characterized by jizz, skeet, spooze, horse glue, baby gravy on the floor, walls, screen and perhaps seat. "Spank booth" emphasizes that patrons are not there to preview, view before buying, or to catch a "peep." They are there to blow their wads in as little time as possible and run back to whatever they were doing.

(n., definition 2) a variant of the private adult movie viewing booths in some areas of the United States (e.g., New York, Las Vegas) in which female dancers provide a spreading of their genitalia, use of toys in various orifices all in a simulated sex show. Often these booths include a phone to engage in conversation and/or heavy panting. Their encouragement to "make yourself comfortable" often results in the common qualities of a spank booth.

(1.) I prefer to rent my porn, I can't stand sitting in someone else's jizz and sticking to the floor in a filthy spank booth.

(2.) The girls in the spank booths at Showgirl are mostly scallywags, but they shove dildos in their asses and lick them clean.

by The Pillager October 29, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.

i just john wilkes booth'd your mom

by Drew Donald October 26, 2007

Nudie booth

It's great! It's booth and theres a glass between you and some chick. And she puts on a show for you for like $10.

After Jay paid the chick in the nudy booth $10, she put a show on for him.

by Silent Bob January 27, 2004