Bison

A man with no hoes

“Does Brycen have hoes?”
Absolutely not he’s a bison.

by Blackboxboi January 16, 2022

ditch bison

A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.

Damn, that broads a total ditch bison

by Detwaa9 March 16, 2014

Bleepy Bison

An individual known for his/her foul-mouthed language much of which is bleeped by a disembodied voice or TV studio device. Bleepy Bison individuals are aware of their excessive use of expletives, but are powerless to end the behavior. The use of colorful language is almost autonomic, like breathing. Confronting a Bleepy Bison about his/her PG-13 vocabulary often leads to more obscenities and more bleeping.

Not to be confused with Byron - poet, philanderer and Bleepy Bison of his day.

I had no idea your aunt was such a Bleepy Bison.

by justWink December 7, 2011

The Bison

The definition of any woman in the world named Kathryn.

damn, look at the bison, she grazed on ALL the grass and ate ALL of our ranch!

by Koikstein December 2, 2010

bison nip

Large male nipples.

"Whoa! Look at those bison nips! They're huge!"

by yeastlyspew October 26, 2013

bisoned

To be skinned alive exclusively for your flesh.

Did you hear about John?
No, what's up?
John got bisoned.
Oh yeah? So what are we having for dinner?
I don't know, maybe some stir fry. You hungry?
Nah, I'm full now. All full.
Yeah, ha ha. Me too. You know, this flesh is tasty!
Together--MMMhmmmm!

THANKS JOHN!

by ESPeciallyscientific April 21, 2016

buritto bison

What your friend's girl calls you during sex

Screw me with your slong you buritto bison

by Shelovesrob December 5, 2016