Bavlavdav

Somebody who was Born a Virgin, will Live a Virgin and will Die a Virgin.

'That smackrat is a proper bavlavdav isn't he?'

by Dangerous Dave Angell March 2, 2010

Bampa

Insubordinate Amazon Electrical Engineering Intern that when asked for an ID offers you a burger and a 50% off coupon for another and tells you to, "Shut the Fuck Up!" Then proceeds to choke you out and whisper insults in your ear as you lose consciousness. Can often be seen with friends wearing pink Tu-Tu's.

That Bampa sure did kick the shit out of Robert!!!

by Huercom November 18, 2010

Bavarian High-Ho

1. Sexual intercourse involving rubbing the penis between a woman's breasts (preferably voluptuous) until ejaculation, leaving her with a 'Pearl necklace' (see def.)

2. The above-described actions supplemented by fellatio. Oh yeah!

Your mom was over last night and we did a bit of the ole' Bavarian High-Ho! I left a tip on the nightstand.

by Kluver-Bucy December 22, 2003

Bavarian Illuminati

Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air, and to the surprise of both you and your lover, you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.

Joey didn't get any for like a month, so when Pandy went down on him, it was a total Bavarian Illuminati!

by Trihornasaurus April 14, 2005

Bavara

Mexican homosexual who claims to be Italian.

Yo go back to Mexico you effin Bavara!

by mr. records February 20, 2009

Bavarian Fireman

The act of lighting one's pubic hair on fire, walking into the room, and dousing the flaming area with a pre-filled jar of reproductive liquid (Baby Gravy)

Sex with the Mrs. was getting kinda boring, so I decided to spice it up by giving her the old Bavarian Fireman.

by Piratezebra12 April 4, 2011

Bavarian water harp

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.

I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...

by Nige March 31, 2004