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bathroom ninja

A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.
Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.
by timr211 August 15, 2014
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Bathroom Graffiti

Something someone wrote on a bathroom wall, contrary to your typical graffiti (which you’ll see if you drive through a ghetto) bathroom graffiti is typically done with a marker or a pen rather than spray paint. Very easy to find in a public school or a gas station.
Melissa: when I was in high school, someone wrote I was a slut on the bathroom wall.
Courtney: typical bathroom graffiti.
George: in the boy’s bathroom, it was mostly just random swear words and drawings of dicks.
by nutella137 July 17, 2020
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Bathroom Hands

When you use the strong, disgusting smelling, pink soap in a public restroom; the STANK stays on your hands for the entire day.
Eww, I don't wanna eat my Wendy's spicy chicken combo cuz i have nasty-ass BATHROOM HANDS!!!
by EarWax796 October 25, 2009
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bathroom polo

Cheap designer imposter cologne, usually worn in excessive amounts.
1. If you like Ralph Lauren's "Polo" then you'll love Designer Imposter's "Bathroom Polo"

2. "Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo." ~Carrie Underwood
by IDMH HIM November 29, 2006
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Bathroom Sesh

When you can't smoke weed in the common area of an apartment for some reason or another, (EX: smoke alarms, bitchy roommates, etc) you and your stoner buddies have to take the bowl to the bathroom and towel the door so the smell doesn't overtake the whole apartment.
Man, me and Phil were about to light up a bowl in the TV room, but Cody got home from work early and insisted that Phil and I have a bathroom sesh so as not to get the apartment all stanky.
by chiefy17 July 24, 2009
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Bathroom Poetry

Short, poetic like inscriptions scribbled with sharpie marker on bathrooms stalls/walls, that are appropriately of toilet humor nature. Bathroom poetry can be found in the restroom facilities of gas stations, campgrounds, bus depots, schools and airports, with the most original works done by the cleverest of bathroom patrons. Great for something to read while pinching one off.
Bathroom Poetry:

"Here i sit, so broken hearted, paid a dime, but only farted."

"Some come here to read the walls, I come here to jiggle
my balls."
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
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Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.
Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.
by Just Dewar April 7, 2009
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