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baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.
It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.
by dgrinder February 3, 2017
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Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.
I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!
by McBeefRod June 3, 2018
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Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.
Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!
by iqpodz March 31, 2022
mugGet the Hungarian Baked Potatomug.

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.
Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017
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Loaded Baked Potato

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.
Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy
by RustyFruit November 30, 2022
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baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.
If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.
by docbrown3 July 4, 2014
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gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.
by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023
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