Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.
Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.
by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024
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Bag of dicks

A big bag of dicks. Small bag of dick. Large bag of dicks
by Bad ass mofo the real nigga February 28, 2018
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bag of dick

Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks
by DOBRAJ December 14, 2013
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Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.
Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.
by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015
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Bag of Dicks

"Hey, can I borrow your--"
"YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAG OF DICKS NO YOU CANNOT."
by dinohunter_83 June 29, 2016
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bag of dicks

someone who is just being a bag of dicks, rude, an ass, confusing, a penis wrinkle, etc.
brooke’s ex bf was being a bag of dicks after the “break”
by cwfortheboyz August 7, 2019
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