Awkbone

A boner at an awkward time.

"I hate the zoo."
"It's not so bad. Look, the lions are humping."
"I know, I've already got an awkbone."
"So that's why those girls are staring at you."
"Damn, stand in front of me."
"Sorry, bro, no can do."

by Dictotater August 24, 2012

awkwood

When you get an erection at an awkward time.

"So I was sporting a massive awkwood next to a nun on a bus."

by ...The corner is 90 degrees... July 25, 2014

awkworable

A cross between awkward and adorable, also known as adorawkward.

Cas: Awwhh, you're so awkworable!
Max: Um, what?
Cas:Duh! Awkward-adorable.
Max:Ic..

by Cas S March 6, 2014

Awkwood

When you suddenly have a huge erection for no reason and you are forced into a situation where it is easily noticeable.

Although Dave was confident about his powerpoint, he refused to show it for fear of people noticing his awkwood

by RichKingStone November 16, 2014

awkwordy

Inability to stop talking even though the words are causing confusion and frustration to anybody listening, including oneself.

Bill's reply to the officer was so damn awkwordy they hauled us both in.

by D. Goode July 12, 2016

awkko

Hella slang word used in the 70s by urban Gangstas when they do sum bad or drop sum

I just-awkko shoot I dropped the strap

by dfjvneinvdi July 12, 2019

awamongin

Not a real work but your boyfriend might try to convince you it is. This is your proof that hes wrong.

"This is awamongin"

by urbanuser79 February 15, 2020