wild awake

the act of not being able to sleep due to uncontrollable urge to think about one's sexual fantasies. wild came from the popular video franchise girls gone wild and awake from its original meaning.

i was wild awake last night after seeing my crush.

by printers July 10, 2010

awakward

Twisted version of awkward with the same meaning.

“Aang, I need you to stay with her at all times, talk to her and maybe hold her hand,” he asked the last part with some awakwardness.

Awakward Amazingness (YouTube clip)

Adventures in Moldova: Awakward is the word

by Rava April 22, 2008

shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.

Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.

by P-Fat November 28, 2006

Awake

When you got fucking pissed the night before and now you're up at 6am wondering, hoping and being sorry in everyway for everything you've done and said.

Being aware of your mental disorder but still emailing your therapist random shit. Then also, acknowledging he will double his invoice this month.

Being awake ie, eyes open when everyone is a fucking asleep.

Knowing you'll never be a size 6 again.

Accepting that your personality is the only thing going for you.

Jen, you're mega aware of life.

Nah, I'm just awake.

by Dave Did It April 14, 2021

sleeping awake

The act in which someone, often at a work station, is so finely on the cusp of sleep yet in a mental state of readiness.

Guy no. 1: What can you see on that monitor?

Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.

Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?

Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.

by Dornelio June 8, 2010

Anticipation Awakening

When someone sets an alarm clock, but wakes up just before it actually goes off.

Usually as a result of the brain anticipating that it will suddenly be awoken by a loud sound and therefore you awake without the need of the alarm.

"I don't know why I keep setting my alarm every morning, because I just end up waking up 10 minutes before it goes off".

"That's an Anticipation Awakening my good friend".

by Expanding The English Language December 6, 2010

Wide Awake

A song by Audioslave off their final album Revelations. Its Audioslaves only political song. Its critisizing George Bush and FEMAs incredibly slow reaction to the hurricane Katrina disaster. Quite possibly the most powerful song ever written.

bob: holy shit this song is amazing!
carl: what song?
bob: Wide Awake by Audioslave!
carl: never heard of it
bob: 'gasps and decks carl and then reveals a zipper on the back of his neck and unzips it and the entire band of Audioslave jumps out the procedes to play Wide Awake'

Chris Cornell:

You can look a Hurricane
right in the eye
12 hundred people dead or left to die
follow the leaders were it an eye
for an eye we'd all be blind
death for murder of this im sure
in this uncertain time

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time
when you should have been wide awake

down on the road the world is floating by
the poor and undefended left behind
while you were somewhere trading lives for oil
as if the whole world were blind

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time when
you should have been wide awake

'Tom Morello wails on his guitar'

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time

when you should have been wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake

'the band then kills carl and gives it straight to the police. they are not arrested for they are gods'

by Alty8 September 13, 2009