by jbutnotreallyj December 9, 2020
Get the August 27 mug.A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.
Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!
by Aethertigris March 25, 2023
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Get the August 6 mug.August 11th is the day most beautiful people are born and it is also yolo day where you do the craziest shit ever
Wow do you see that girl she looks like she was born on august 11th
omg it’s august 11th yolo day let’s live like no tmr
omg it’s august 11th yolo day let’s live like no tmr
by takeachanceyolo October 16, 2019
Get the August 11th mug.She’s a bad ass bitch with a reputation. Don’t fuck with her because she’ll rock your shit just like that. She pulls hella guys but she’s single. Don’t mess with her besties either because you’ll have it coming and that’s that‼️
by BirfdayBabey November 7, 2019
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Get the august 20 mug.The birthday of the most awesome and cool person in the world ,! If you were born on this date you’re probably a really good and talented friend
person 1: have you heard he’s born on august 3?
person 2: yeah!! He must be really nice and fun to talk to
person 2: yeah!! He must be really nice and fun to talk to
by leonsreallycool July 30, 2021
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