automagically

When an action automatically happens and you are amazed how it happened.

The words automagically tabed in the Microsoft Word document when I clicked ok.

by Jpaschen September 15, 2010

automatic

When your systems are down or you are not in control.

"No way to control it, it's totally automatic...all of my systems are down"

by 80sman July 10, 2003

automatron

A word used to describe the general sheep like population of a society. Thoughtless worker bees who believe and do what they are told.

Mark thinks JFK was killed by one lone nut gun man, he's such an automatron.

by matty arse January 7, 2008

Automatic Wett

Used in terms when you see a really sexy guy that could "automatically make you wett"

Nesi- "Omg Shelby do you see that guy over there?"
Shelby- "Who? Drevon?"
Nesi- "Yea, he's an Automatic Wett right there!"

by RudeJerk XD March 30, 2010

Automatic transmission

Only faggots drive vehicles with them, if your car/truck has one you are the big gay.

Your Powerstroke can only be had with an automatic transmission which means you're a faggot who loves gargling cocks, real men buy Dodge trucks because they can be had with a manual transmission. Neck yourself gay boi.

by MANUALS 4 LIEF NO FAGGY AUTOS June 30, 2022

automatic

A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.

The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.

No man with any self respect would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

Automagical

An old mainframe phrase from at least the 80s, meaning when things appear automatically like magic. Typically used with netview and JES2 automatic commands.

I put the start of that batch cobol job in JES2 start commands, that job will start automagically every morning at 2:30.

by Joe Iron May 17, 2007