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Assified

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To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.
Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.
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grab assing

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Fucking around with one or more other people, generally at work.
"You guys don't have time to be grab assing! Now get back to work, slackers!"
by pjdpete April 28, 2006
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Assignment

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Something that is relatively important, but you will still leave it till the last minute and complete it the night before it's due in, armed with dangerous amounts of caffeine and sweets, in a major panic. However, you will still feel cheated if you don't get an awesome grade, although you may pretend to be fine with it.

They usually have word limits, which are a total bitch to adhere to - if it isn't too short it'll be miles too long.

They will produce much bitching and complaining and procrastinating (bubbleshooter.net is a particularly good tool for this).

The one positive thing about them perhaps, is the sheer feeling of relief that occurs when the last word is typed and all word counts are adhered to. Who cares if it makes sense or answers the question?! It's finished. The only feeling quite like it is that wonderful feeling that occurs when you finally go to the toilet after being desperate for ages.
1. "OH SHIT! MY 2000 WORD ESSAY IS IN TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT IT YET! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT WHERE IS THE COFFEE PEOPLE?!"

2. "This assignment is a total bitch! I mean seriously, what the hell?! It's not even useful!"

3. "I deserved a better grade than THAT!!!"

4. I am procrastinating right now, as I have a 1500 word assignment due in in about 10 hours, and I've only written 250 words. I have a massive mug of coffee at the ready!
by Dancing-on-the-ceiling February 17, 2009
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Assing

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The act of showing somebody your ass without them asking you to.
“Ass him.”
“We kept assing everyone we chatted with on Omegle.”
“We just assed this guy.”
This man didn’t see the assing coming.”
by Kydsun June 1, 2020
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Aussies

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A very unique breed of humans - existing of many cultures, inhabating the small southern continent of Australia.
"My god...i don't think those guys should drink any more beer!"
"Its ok.... they're Aussies"
by Mick H May 21, 2008
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aussie

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A Person from Australia, who:
-Likes beer (but doesn't drink fosters)
-Conistently beats the English at all sports
-Is used to good weather, and hates the uk weather
-Thinks the Kiwi's shag sheep
-Doesn't claim Russel Crowe as an aussie
-Thinks beer is the aussie equivalent of a health drink
-Thinks the English, and 'Tasweigens' (Tasmanians) are in-bred
Aussie's are... who cares, pass me a beer.
by adrian1986 February 25, 2007
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Assie

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Hasj or Hash for slang in holland
A: Ewa mattie heb je nog assie?
b: Jah man ik heb.
by Gastarasta Nederland August 27, 2008
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