Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic.

"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Assstickectomy

The surgical procedure of getting the big stick removed from someones ass either forcibly or voluntarily. The result should be to return humor and fun to said person with the affliction.

Bill needs an assstickectomy, he just bitches and moans too much.

by 69t June 22, 2009

Assnossis

When a person is orally pleasuring another while their nose rubs the ass of that person, directly on the anus.

In addition to a great blowjob, my wife treated me with some assnossis.

by Frank Palace January 14, 2012

agnostic book of caustic

A book that rivals the bible in manner of words and format, but is done in an agnostic editorial style.

Man, don't preach to me till your read the Agnostic Book of Caustic.

by Dr Michael Shriverhelm February 14, 2014

Agnostic

"Agnostic is, i believe in the ting, but i don't know what the ting is." - KSI, March 18, 2018.

"Na i'm...i'm uhhh agnostic so."

by iRanger May 12, 2018

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.

Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

agnostic

An agnostic is somebody who believes in agnocism. Which is a belief that there might or might not be a God. They don't live by strict religious rules, but are not atheist assholes. unfortunately agnostics are rejected by both atheists and religious peoples, but religious people tend to be more understanding towards them. Agnostics do worry about an afterlife unlike atheist that think people just stop existing after death (sucks to be a dead atheist). Agnostic people are more open minded than atheists and are a lot less annoying since they don't call their opinions facts all the time.

1. Matt Groening may be an agnostic, but at least he's not an atheist like that jerk Seth MacFarlane.
2. Atheist: You're agnostic right? Tell these catholic nerds that there is no God and that they are stupid for not sinning.

Agnostic: I can't say that because there is no proof that God does not exist, I'm just not sure which religion is right!
Atheist: The fuhrer will be very unpleased with you, how dare you disagree with me! Everything I say is fact! If there was a God I'd be him.
Agnostic: Right, why don't you sleep on it.
Atheist: We shall one day take over the Earth and when we do you religious peoples and agnostics will suffer!

by DempseyRichtofen November 16, 2009