Assel

A word intended to mean "Asshole", but often used when said by a drunk, an idiot, or a Mark Wahlberg

"That guy is such an assel"

by Sméagol December 30, 2014

asspelunker

a term used to insult your friend.

shut up! you asspelunker!!

by james May 4, 2003

assmeltoe

Cameltoe, But From The Backside.

You Are Walking Behind Someone, Whoes Rear Is Far To Large For Her Pants......Assmeltoe.

That Womans Shorts Are Way To TigHt, Did You Se Her Assmeltoe!?

by -innocent bystander August 25, 2013

assmold

assmold: n (ass-mold) the matrix or cavity in which a replica of the buttock region is formed.

"I'm so pumped, my Ned Beatty Deliverence assmold just came in the mail!"

by Carjeff November 10, 2008

Asswelp

Person who has an ass where their head should be, only the word welp is used because it sounds more badass.

You my good man, are an asswelp.

by Lsdgssdafgdfsdfs July 25, 2009

Asscelerate

What the turtle driver in front of you does once you are able to pass him.

That dude was going 30 on the solid line; when we hit the 4-lane you can bet he's going to asscelerate.

by Badmeeker December 9, 2009

Assmebly

Individual assembly

Assmebly formulates assembled written formula appeared, apparently on the brim of grim aspects that are feared by ingrained solutions of grain in area where we stay that in particular usually would not ordinary clay sway.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010