asschips

chips that make your breath smell like ass

"What smells like ass?" --Gina
"I just ate some onion and garlic chips." --Jaclyn
"Ew stop eating asschips." --Gina

by charles de gaulle July 23, 2007

asscheeks

The two fleshy sides of the buttocks

Marcel marveled at the way her asscheeks sprang back when he squeezed them.
He grasped her asscheeks on the sides and directed his cock at her shining slit.

by Tiago Zuhr September 24, 2005

asscakes

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.

The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!

by WienerButthole January 13, 2009

assicity

when the lower portion of a female body, largely defined as 'lady lumps' shakes and bounces to the beat of a intense tempo song. other aspects of assicity include scandalous and/or scant clothing on (or not on) the chest and/or posterior

"Have you seen that new Shakira video?"
"DUUUUUDE, yes. Can you say assicity?"

by Chris n Jenn June 28, 2006

asschiatrist

someone who offers psychological advice with out being a psychologist

"oh she was telling me what my problem was with men, but screw her, shes a fuckin asschiatrist"

by somchai7 August 17, 2008

Arsicity

pronounced are-sis-city

1) The state of being without the enegry, patience, willingness, inclination, or preparation to do something.

2) To be in the the state of "not being arsed" about something

"I just dont have the arcicity to even get up!"

"I am completely lacking in the required ammounts of arcicity in order to perform this job you ask of me"

"John, where is last weeks homework?"
"I didn't do it, ok?"
"It seems to me class, John is lacking in the required arsicity to finish this course"

by haunted_reality February 3, 2010

asschoker

Someone who chokes on ass, for being a asshole.

Tina- I hate him so much.
Bree- He's such a asschoker.

by tinnaa15 September 28, 2014