A bowl of assholes

A management meeting

:) WOW! Everything is so smooth around here today! I wonder why?

:( Oh yeah!
There's a bowl of assholes upstairs today so now everyone can do their job.

by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.

Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.

by assholer1 February 17, 2010

Digital Assholes

Online people who ignore PC and make fun of stupidity, as well as pull internet pranks.

Those guys are a bunch of digital assholes

by Shade X July 19, 2006

sack full of assholes

a foul odor that is highly offensive; pungent

Alan, in drafting, hasn't taken a shower for eons and smells like a sack full of assholes.

by clutt December 27, 2007

assholio

the incurable disease of being an asshole (asshole + polio)

when a person is being a complete ass and doesn't know it, they must have this disease
"Damn, what an assholio!"

by JT Shiner December 17, 2005

Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.

Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011

assholic

adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.

That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.

by berserker256 May 17, 2003