asshat

An ambiguous "emoticon" seen by some as a heart and others as asshat.

Is this a love letter, or a brush off to an asshat:

---------
Jake,

I guess you know how I feel about what happened last night. See you around!

<3

~Gina

by misinterpreter October 06, 2006

asshat

that little tatto chicks get right above their buttcrack usually called a tramp stamp

did u see taras new asshat i hope she didnt pay alot for it

by douschebaghater June 27, 2009

asshats

1. Absence of any form of political authority.
2. Political disorder and confusion.
3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.

Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.

by Mer May 29, 2004

asshat

The formation of shit that completely fills your ass crack as you dump in your pants while sitting. The compressed turd creates a hat for your ass.
A person who would best be described by comparing to the above.

Timmy extruded a massive asshat in his diaper.
Joe is such an asshat.
That was a real asshat move.

by howman December 12, 2008

Asshat

A newer, weirder way to say that somebody has their head up their ass. It's dead now because it was on the OC.

Dude, you're an asshat.

by Pepsi X-treme June 24, 2005

asshat

a moron who tries to write profanity in public and can't spell.

at a theme park,"fuck fagits" and written underneath is learn to spell asshat

by johnredd June 22, 2005

AssHat

A common term describing a person who has their head planted firmly in their ass.

see: sibe

Any friend of Sibe's is an asshat.

by fhwhagwagahd May 25, 2005