Assassin's Nigga 

Assassin's Nigga is a term for the original game 'Assassin's Creed' but for chocolate people. The Assassins bought those choco people to do their work, however, if someone betrays the brotherhood then dies.

Person: 'Hey, I heard a game called Assassin's Nigga', its pretty cool man you should play it.
Choco Man: 'Oh HELL YEA, ITS MY GAME! Ohhh wait...'

Assassin's Nigga by The Big Black Daddy December 5, 2023

Erection assassin 

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

Lyrical Assassin 

Someone who straight up destroys a beat with flows that can't be beat.

Spitting rhymes just like bullets, as to murder the competition.

Mr. Criminal

O.G. 1:Ay, have you heard Mr. Criminal's new C.D.?
O.G. 2:Yeah, that foo is truely the one and only Lyrical Assassin

Lyrical Assassin by Static_Productions February 11, 2010

Windy-City Assassin

Derrick Rose

Derrick rose...The Windy-City Assassin

Windy-City Assassin by papajaha June 18, 2012

social assassin 

An unabashedly blunt person who is your go-to man to convey to a friend, relative, spouse, lover or acquaintance that they consistently do something that is so very annoying.
This term was used by Jeff Garlin to describe Larry David in Season 8 of Curb your Enthusiasm when Larry is propositioned by a friend to tell his wife that her using the expression "LOL" is extremely annoying.

Dave - How can I tell Claudia that her breath smells so bad that I can't even give her a ride home after class?
Tim - Jose will take care of that for a bill. He's a social assassin.

social assassin by sociasswhole July 28, 2011

sober assassin 

To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Tuching.

Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.

sober assassin by tuchman1 June 24, 2009

Polo Assassin 

The fake version of the famous clothing brand, Polo Association... most commonly found on the backs of kids who talk a lotta shit.

That wanna be thug James talk too much trash. But his jacket said Polo Assassin

Polo Assassin by Dallen-0 Awesome March 9, 2015