Assadullah

A guy with a tendency to cling or be obsessed with chick flicks, particularly 500 Days of summer and the Notebook.
Relatively attractive, extremely sensitive, with a laid-back/mellow musical taste

See that hairy kid over there? He's such an Assadullah

by Conditioner Scent March 22, 2010

Bashar Al Assad

A dictator who has murdered thousands of people and allowed ISIS to spread terror across the world. Hitler's middle eastern look alike.

Bashar Al Assad will get what's coming to him.

by That Lego on the floor May 18, 2017

ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010

assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011

Assandra

Assandra is a planet found by rocket scientists it is an ass and is larger than the moon

Some day I want to get in a space ship and fly to assandra

by Orifamifelloffabrige May 3, 2018

assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.

She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.

by Russ W. August 23, 2007

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012