a sport wear the people who were rejected from nordic skiing because hey had no strengh and were not fast enough to do Nordic skiing. The fatter the skiing the fast they go, they can just fall down the hill. Un like Nordic where they have to ski up hills and down them.
Hey Stuart guess what i got on to the Nordic ski team, i knew all of those push ups and going to the gym every day would pay off. i am so glad i would have had to do the lazy wuss sport, alpine skiing
O that is cool dude, i didn't make it. But the alpine ski team wants me to join. I think i will do that.
Well that is cool too, have fun with that. ( Maybe he should have tryed and worked out, insted of eating and watching t.v. o well)
O that is cool dude, i didn't make it. But the alpine ski team wants me to join. I think i will do that.
Well that is cool too, have fun with that. ( Maybe he should have tryed and worked out, insted of eating and watching t.v. o well)
by Alpine wusses February 10, 2007
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Jimmy: Hey Earl you wanna go alpine skiing this weekend?
Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.
Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.
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