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Apple Pie

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.
"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"
by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021
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Georgian apple pie

When your eating someone’s ass then someone else comes in and pukes in that persons ass. That person then shits the vomit back onto you.
Bro Sara Johnson and I hit that Georgian apple pie last night.
by Buttchugger69420 November 4, 2018
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Apple Picking

Code for lets get fucking shitfaced this weekend
Hey lets go to the orchard this weekend and go apple picking.

No Kelsey, I'm not alcoholic like you.
by grass eater October 19, 2009
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Apple Picking

Apple Picking

v.
During intercourse, a man makes the woman (or man, whichever you prefer) pick the dingleberries from his ass with her tongue.
To get revenge for the cleveland steamer his wife gave him, he decided to make her go apple picking.
by PhrizzlePhry November 29, 2010
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apple pie

a cleverly diguised word enables you to cuss some bretherin whom you are vexed with without them realising. Apple pie meaning pie --> sigh --> sii --> simple = dopey, ditzy, not really capable of going into deep conversations in because they get lost in their own thoughts etc...
e.g ::

barney ~ oii, blad mind the-

{some bretherin falls down stairs}

barney ~ (mutters) fucking apple pie ...
by BarneyBwoii. May 5, 2008
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Apple Pie

Apple pie is like sex with a woman Believe i know
by SongsOfOld October 3, 2003
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Apple pie

When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.
Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right
by Okooooook018125 November 12, 2020
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