Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008

Analing

1. Fucking but analing
2. Butt sex
3. Successfully accomplishing your goals with your anus.

1. They were analing all night
2. She felt good after analing all night
3. Often happen on National Anal Day (April 8)

by Kashley May 1, 2011

anoning

everybody on ask.fm

troy: I was totally anoning today!
gabriella: lol awesome

by sspookyghostt October 31, 2013

AOLing

The process of making something flashier or more flambouyant in appearance, while at the same time greatly reducing quality, function and control. Reducing the usefulness of something by automating in the most useless way possible to make it "easier."

XP, aside from the AOLing MS did to it, really is a decent OS

by Mook December 12, 2003

Analingu

The sexual act of

oral-genital stimulation from one person's mouth to the genitals of the other person. Analingus refers to the specific act of oral stimulation from and to the ass/asshole of yours truly.

George did it! Finally!!! After all these years...George performed analingus on Lydia last night. He finally ate that ass!

by Jackstraw77 June 14, 2018

arolin

An awesome person who is much better than everyone else. Often enough that person is kool.

Wow look at her, shes a real arolin

by Carlos_Is_Kool May 25, 2021

antolin

Antolin is a boy who fucks with every girl and all he wants is pussy

Aye look is antolin the fuckboy

by Antolin June 2, 2016