Dutch Alarm Clock

1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.

I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.

by Xeneric December 30, 2010

blowjob alarm clock

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

Dog Alarm

A warning device made up of one or more dogs to signal that something is happening outside

My dog alarm goes off whenever someone is at the door, on the sidealk, accross the street, driving down the street, delivering mail, picking up trash, etc., etc., etc., etc,. etc., etc., etc., .....

by macca fan September 30, 2007

vibe alarm

A proximity alarm in rainbow six siege

mate there a vibe alarm there

MATE!

by Matchedscarab November 18, 2020

garth algar

One of the lead characters in one of film's proudest moments, Wayne's World. And also appearing in the slightly less proud moment, Wayne's World 2.

Dana Carvey played Garth in both the two movies and the Saturday Night Live skits which launched them. He's a pretty radical dude with long hair, sick shades, and can headbang like no other. Idol to some, but hero to all.

"Man, let's go have premarital sex and snort coke!"
"Wait... what would Garth Algar do?"
*thinks profoundly*

by Nathan Clark Miller May 22, 2007

alarse

to be mean to someone else , used in liverpool city .. thats my home!

"katie your alarse for givin jansen a suck when jess loved him"

by katie schnaty July 31, 2007

Irish Alarm Clock

Fuck. OFF. sigh. no more fart, alcohol, potato, or poor jokes about us, please. We are people too, who have feelings, and it is offensive. We have gone through so much shit, don't know if any of you shitheads realize it, but we have. No, the blacks weren't alone. Sure they had slavery, but we had fuckin brits on us, fire us first, hire us last. We were always poor, slaved in factories, were kept down by the brits, made to build a wall, many died in the process. Little kids. Elderly, sick, tired people. Everyone gets jumped on for being racist about african-americans now, but what about all the fuckin Irish jokes? cut it out. My grandma came to America when she was 18, and everyone made her embarrassed about her heritage. She was too shy to TALK. Then, she met Grandpa. =) he understood her. Now she's pretty well off, rich actually. I have only faced a little racism, I don't really have an accent, no (well, some people say I talk a little weird, lol), but when people find out I'm Irish... there's where the alcoholic jokes begin.

" Hey, you ever give anyone an Irish Alarm Clock?"
" go die in a hole."

by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009