Worship at Her Altar

An act of oral sex where the man kneels before a standing woman. She then spreads her legs allowing him to "Worship at Her Altar"

Michael: How was your date with Amy last night?
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.

by Fredfish July 12, 2015

the altar boy

a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.

"totally did the altar boy on her last night, brah"

by nyranthia July 26, 2016

altavisa

A misspelling of Altavista that actually redirects to Altavista because so many people mistype it. You Idiots.

Altavisa is not pronounced as "all-the-vision".

by duggie October 28, 2003

altavista

A good search engine, that while not as great as google in searching regular pages, has the ability to search for sound and movie files.

Do you really need one!?

by Decander June 27, 2005

altaholic

Someone who can not focus on just one character in an online game, usually known as their main. These people have many "alt"ernate characters.

"Ravenya is an Altaholic, because he has more toons then his age."
"If MacAllister and Unstable make one more Alt, we are going to have them put in Altaholics Anonymouse."

by Caimbeul July 29, 2008

Altaib

Altaib is a sporty, funny and extremely sexy guy who is great at holding convos. With him around, you’ll never be bored, as he’s always the one cracking a good joke. He’s an intelligent guy and hella loyal to the right girl when he settles down in a relationship. Materialistic, he knows what he wants in life

Of course Altaib knows everything he wants for his future, it’s Altaib

by yourfaveb❤️ February 26, 2019

Altaira

An Altaira is a very pretty woman. She is the kind of person who will never let you down no matter what. An Altaira is supportive, funny, honest, kind, caring, outgoing, and an artistic person. She fights for what’s right and for her opinion. Altaira will defend those who she loves with everything she’s got. She is the Enforcer. Altaira enjoys reading books and being with her friends and family. If you have an Altaira in your life, don’t ever lose her! She is the best person you will ever meet and you’ll regret losing her.

1. Wow she just finished another book....must be Altaira.

2. She is so perfect! She has to be an Altaira

by Truthful_Dove April 14, 2019