MaCallister

Better than you and way better than Tyler

Tyler:MaCallister your gay
MaCallister: better than you
*everyone in world looses their shit*

by BetterthantylersoFU June 13, 2018

McAllistering

To approach into another coworkers cubicle without making a sound and stare at them, then give them an awkward smile when they turn around.

James attempted McAllistering his female manager, and ended up with a sexual harassment charge.

by ninja_m0nkey October 28, 2011

mccollister

A gentleman who has no balls, lacks a spine, and shows many distinct characteristics of a fragile snowflake.

Tony was crying after being tackled in a football game. He is such a Mccollister.

by JudasMcCollister March 23, 2017

Jenn McAllister

A super skinny thicc legend that stomps around flexin. They like to act, and film themselves sitting in their hallway. They are usually seen with Alyx Weiss, a classic thorter.

Look at that girl! She is such a Jenn Mcallister, wow she must weigh 100 lbs, only butt fat.

by jennxpenn_mcallister June 12, 2018

McAllister

The guy all the girls want. Nice, sweet, loving,and even handsome. Has an amazing smile. Best at all sports. He is one of a kind.

McAllister!!!
Yes,wassup
Can we hang out sometime

Yea sure

by ,? February 10, 2019

Ben McAllistered

The act of suggesting that a group do a certain action and then being the only one unable to perform it. Referring to famous English National Lacrosse keeper Ben McAllister.

Ben: "Hey guys, we should totally parkour this wall."
Sam and Achilles: "Yeah, this'ill be awesome."

Sam and Achilles successfully scale the wall, Ben fails and walks around the block to clear the obstruction.

Sam: "Man, you were Ben McAllistered."
Achilles: "How embarrassing, having the same first name too."

by Red Lightning 77 June 27, 2009

Ben McAllistered

To suggest everyone do something then be the only one to fail miserably at it. Named after famous English National Lacrosse Team player Ben McAllister.

Guy 1: "Yesterday James suggested we shoot half-court shots 'till we each sunk one. We waited for him for like four hours."

Guy 2: "Sounds like he got Ben McAllistered."

by James243 March 8, 2010