Non alcoholic drunk

Usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive

Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 Wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed

John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer

Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.

by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007

non-alcoholic beer

Beer that is non-alcoholic.

Usually contains less than 0.5% abv. (alcohol by volume)

"I drink non-alcoholic beer because I'm allergic to alcohol."

by Non-Alcoholic Duff Man September 29, 2009

alcoholicide

to suffer from any of the conditions directly related to the self-inflicted overuse of alcohol or other intoxicating substances containing alcohol;

That boy must be trying to commit alcoholicide. That fool has already drank a case of Coronas and is now taking shots

by Mr. P March 1, 2004

Alcoholics Anonymous

A cult that people use to get sober. Though stating it is not a religion every meeting has readings, an offering basket, and talks a lot about God. For a lot of people AA becomes the new addiction. The majority of people are full of shit and show up drunk to the meetings and claim they have been sober for 20 years even though they smell like a bottle of cheap vodka.

Instead of just not drinking a lot of suckers think only God can do it for them via Alcoholics Anonymous when in reality all you have to do is not pick up the fucking bottle. The founder Bill W was a massive drug user, sex addict, and was probably drunk more than half the time at AA meetings.

by MrHobbes69 July 17, 2014

alcoholic enima

Giving a large shot of a hard alcoholic beverage to someone by way of their butt hole while they are supported upside down. This is favourable because alcohol entering the anus is absorbed into the bloodstream faster then if consumed orally. Try it with friends!

Q: Man, there's only one shot left. How am I supposed to get drunk tonight?

A: Take an alcoholic enima. Let me help you. It works every time.

by peteeeee February 14, 2007

Alcoholic

n. a college student

I just saw a group of alcoholics on their way to a kick-ass party. One of them is in my math class.

by ambercutie December 28, 2005

Alcoholic

Someone who knows how to party

Dude that guys totally an alcoholic!
I Know I wanna party with him!

by floda reltil November 14, 2011