Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome is the "scientificated" term for a phenominon usually referred to as the "beer shit."

A Beer Shit is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.

This term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother's consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.

Hey Jen, Ann...I'd stay out of the bathroom last night. We drank a case of High Life Light and I have the world's worst case of Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.

by Hanalee March 8, 2006

Little Alchemy

A game where I goddamn don't know how to make life.

Idiot: Hey, wanna play a crappy game?
Idiot 2: Mhm, sure. Let's play Little Alchemy!
Idiot: Hell naw you bitch

by Architectorous July 8, 2019

alcohooligan

A rowdy drunk. Someone who gets excessively loud, crazy and/or wild when drinking, especially beer.

"Calm your ass you little alcohooligan!"

by Jeremy Frias April 22, 2007

alcopalsy

A serious condition occurring when when one consumes too much alcohol which causes temporary paralysis and/or involuntary movements

Everyone realized Patty had alcopalsy when she tried to wink, but she farted instead.

After drinking six Coors Lights, Mom had alcopalsy.

by frontburners March 3, 2016

alcohol shit

When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka

After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.

by krbji July 6, 2016

Alcitude

The combined effect of alcohol and altitude on the human body and brain.

Brad: Yo John is black out on the ski lift bro!
Chad: Nah, dude don't worry it's just the alcitude
Brad: Oh yeah, the I forgot about the alcitude

by Studog July 12, 2019

alcohol whisperer

A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.

I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019